I so wish I could find these ridiculous commercials on YouTube so I could share them here, but according to Depends, "men and women are different", and they therefore need different protective undergarments for their issues with incontinence. And not just because their genitals cause their streams of urine to aim in different directions, but because they think differently, drive differently, etc. Ummm, yeah.
And just when you thought it couldn't get any dumber, we see proof on their website that men and women think differently. An inkblot test!